Halloween at Christmas

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

MAC knife gleam, men do scream, robins fly away...
Good Saint Nick decapitated, children run away... OOHHHH
Walker waits, and he baits... a corpse with toys and things...
Santa Claws is coming soon, hear his SLA-Bells ring...

Running through the snow, stained deep red with blood, over the wall we go, bleeding in the mud,
SLA-Bells they ring out, heralding the spring, new season of killers, they spread their arms and sing.

OOHHHH......

MAC knife gleam, men do scream, robins fly away...
Good Saint Nick decapitated children run away... OOHHHH
Slayer stands, hand in hand, with 'Trudy, Teeth and co...
Jack‘s waiting for Halloween,
but meeeeean tiiiiiime eeeeeats.... theeeee snooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!

HOI!!!